To self-tan or not?
  During our whirlwind of farewells, my sister joked with me that I should “come back when you are paler than the milk”.   I laughed but didn’t think much of it, I mean how pale can a Saffa get really?   We haven’t spent decades indoors, that must count for something, right?     I have fair skin so I’ve never been brown as a berry but I’ve also never really had anything less than a soft caramel colour on my arms and legs.     During my first summer here I had a secret giggle at the earnest conversations in the office about self-tan, the recommendations, the advice, the DETAILED discussions on application.   I shook my head and just spent as much time outside as I could, I even got sunburnt that first year!     *note to newbies: do not underestimate English sun - wear your sunscreen!     Fast forward 3 winters and I am facing a real conundrum.   In 40+ years I have never felt the need to self-tan – sure we all feel a little pale when we enter Spring in South Africa bu...